werewolfmonarch:

remember the website where they didnt properly format the html so the text just kept getting bigger

http://www.sewingandembroiderywarehouse.com/embtrb.htm

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spoken-not-written:

usasheeran:

sheeriosnotcheerios:

Yet another great twitter convo

It gets better

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I’m going to become famous just so I get free chocolate.

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colorful-potato:

you’re quite something yourself, mr. magnus

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awwww-cute:

I can never get any work done

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asinglegarbanzobeanonitaliantile:

me as a lawyer: kk that was rude . 

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baitnswitchblade:

chainsandshipsexciteme:

sexting-derek-hale:

mynerdinessoverwhelmsme:

sexting-derek-hale:

Wait do American people not call their friends mate?? Is this a thing???

Yup. I’m sure some do but mostly people just say friend. Which is boring but whatever.

Wait so you go up to your friends and be like “Hello friend.”

we use names

#in some regions it is customary to greet our friends with affectionate petnames like ”motherfucker”

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momofficial:

all four

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therabbitprince:

f-uwa:

what happens when a senpai likes a senpai

senπ²

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